1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

I don’t have closet doors.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Not always, but sometimes.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

In.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

My father has. We have a garage full.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Yeah!

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Sometimes.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

Bear.

8: Do you have freckles?

I do.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Nope.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Horrible grammar.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

All the time.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Yes.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

Not that I’m aware of.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

Sure.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Yes.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

None.

17: What size is your bed?

Queen.

18: What is your Song of the week?

Skinny Love by Bon Iver

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Sure.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Of course.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

I don’t really have one, I love films.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Sure, but it would probably get stolen.
23: What do you drink with dinner?

Whatever’s in the fridge, tea typically.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Ketchup or honey.
25: What is your favorite food?

Oh gosh, I love food so much, I can’t even.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Wristcutters: A Love Story
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

My dad, actually.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Yes!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

What would my parents think?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

In September or October.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Nope.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Nope!
33: Ever ran out of gas?

Not that I know of.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

I like Potbelly sandwiches…

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Cuties!
36: What is your usual bedtime?

Whenever I fall asleep…
37: Are you lazy?

Definitely.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

So many things, sixteen years worth…
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Pig?

40: How many languages can you speak?

Full English, some Spanish, some Norwegian.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

A few.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Legos!
43: Are you stubborn?

Yes!
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Neither.
45: Ever watch soap operas?

I have before, but I’m more into cartoons.
46: Are you afraid of heights?

Yes.
47: Do you sing in the car?

All the time.
48: Do you sing in the shower?

Mhm.
49: Do you dance in the car?

It’s so dangerous, but yes.
50: Ever used a gun?

Paintball.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

School pictures…
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Nah.
53: Is Christmas stressful?

Beforehand, yes. But when you’re with everyone, no.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Of course.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Nurse, teacher, ABC news lady.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

All the time.
59: Take a vitamin daily?

Used to.
60: Wear slippers?

Sometimes.
61: Wear a bath robe?

Mhm.
62: What do you wear to bed?

Pajamas!
63: First concert?

Jethro Tull. FUCK WIT ME.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target.
65: Nike or Adidas?

Nike.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheeto puffs!
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Mhm.
69: Ever take dance lessons?

When I was younger, oh gosh.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not at all.
71: Can you curl your tongue?

Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?

So close…. >:l
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yes.
74: Own any record albums?

Yes :”)
75: Own a record player?

No, sadly.
76: Regularly burn incense?

Nah. I’m more of a candle person.
77: Ever been in love?

Sure.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?

The Doors (with Jim), Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Grace Slick.
79: What was the last concert you saw?

The Doors (without Jim)
80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Cold.
81: Tea or coffee?

Tea.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Sugar.
83: Can you swim well?

Yes.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Mhm!
85: Are you patient?

Nope…
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ
87: Ever won a contest?

Sure. 
88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Nope.
89: Which are better black or green olives?

Black.
90: Can you knit or crochet?

Nope.
91: Best room for a fireplace?

Living room!
92: Do you want to get married?

Mhm.
93: If married, how long have you been married?

Meow
94: Who was your HS crush?

I’m in high school…and I like Kodi…and probably Ryan….eeeek.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

No, I’m sixteen not three.
96: Do you have kids?

Nope.
97: Do you want kids?

Sure.
98: Whats your favorite color?

Purple.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Immensely. 

tittybangbang:

Strike out everything you’ve done.

1. Had Beer.
2. Had a cruiser.
3. Been completely drunk.
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
6. Read a George Orwell book.
7. Had sex.
8. Had a physical fight.
9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.
12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.
14. Been allergic to something.
15. Got a computer virus.
16. Touched a real gun.
17. Had a dog
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
20. Camped out.
21. Swam in the ocean.
22. Wore a bikini.
23. Attempted to shuffle.
24. Been sent to the principal.
25. Ever liked someone.
26. Failed a class.
27. Failed a test.
28. Went to summer school. 
29. Been dux of the year.
30. Got A’s and B’s.
31. Read an entire book.
32. Recorded my own music.
33. Had an xbox.
34. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
35. Wore fishnets. 
36. Wore skinny jeans.
37. Been in love.
38. Hated someone.
39. Been cheated on.
40. Cheated on someone.
41. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.
42. Practiced Christianity.
43. Worn makeup.
44. Lied to my parents about where I was going.
45. Had surgery.
46. Had my license.
47. Been to college.
48. Graduated high school.
49. Attempted suicide.
50. Worn colored contacts.
51. Painted my nails black.
52. Broken someone’s heart.
53. Had my heart broken.
54. Cried for an hour straight.
55. Lost something very valuable.
56. Got separated from my parents as a kid.
57. Broken a bone. 
58. Gotten stung by a bee
59. Eaten something bad/expired.
60. Threw up from being so drunk.
61. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
62. Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
63. Owned an ipod.
64. Owned an iphone.
65. Fell for a best friend. 
66. Stole a friend’s significant other.
67. Went far away from home for more than a week.
68. Moved out.
69. Ran away.
70. Teased my brother/sister
71. Been to a hospital.
72. Had food poisoning.
73. Had a job.
74. Been fired.
75. Lied to a friend.
76. Lied to a family member.
77. Had a Facebook.
78. Posted a video on Youtube.
79. Started a rumor about someone. 
80. Talked bad about someone.
81. Dropped out of school.
82. Deliberately failed a test.
83. Been skinny dipping.
84. Counted to a million.  
85. Counted to a thousand.
86. Ate rabbit meat.
87. Ate duck meat.  
88. Had fast food.
89. Been to Church.
90. Been to synagogue.
91. Been married.
92. Had a divorce.
93. Broke a glass.
94. Hugged someone today.
95. Texted someone today.
96. Received a phone call today.
97. Threw something out of the window. 
98. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
99. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
100. Wish you were somebody else.

gfyidc:

Never have I ever.

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

• Never have I ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
• Never have I ever kissed a girl.
• Never have I ever kissed a boy.
• Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out. 
• Never have I ever had sex
• Never have I ever fallen in love.
• Never have I ever cheated on someone.
• Never have I ever been cheated on.

Life

• Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
• Never have I ever done something illegal.
• Never have I ever gotten wasted.
• Never have I ever used an illegal drug
• Never have I ever snuck out.
• Never have I ever stolen something.
• Never have I ever vandalized something.
• Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
• Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
• Never have I ever been arrested. 
• Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

• Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
• Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
• Never have I ever been abused physically.
• Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
• Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
• Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
• Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
• Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
• Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

• Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
• Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
• Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
• Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
• Never have I ever been friendless.

School

• Never have I ever failed a test. 
• Never have I ever cut class.
• Never have I ever had to eat alone. 
• Never have I ever failed a course.
• Never have I ever been suspended.
• Never have I ever received detention.
• Never have I ever dropped out of school.

Time started: 8:11

Sex: I don’t have it.

Birthday: June 21

Siblings: Tyler.

Eye color: blueish

Shoe size: Big as a boat

Height: 5’5ish or so

What are you wearing: A parka, you pervert.

Where do you live: Illllinois.

Righty or lefty: Right

Can you make a dollar in change right now: Yeah.

Who are your closest friends: I only have one close friend and that’s Kodi.

Best place for a date? Nowhere in Joliet.

Where is your fav place to shop: Mexico.

Favorite kind of plant: One that doesn’t require water.

Fave Color: A colorful one.

Fave Number: Seven

Fave Boys Name: Jaquan

Fave Girls Name: Shanaynay

Fave Sport: Not getting herpes

Fave Month: June or July.

Movies: Wristcutters: A Love Story and Donnie Darko.

Juice: I only take my juice with gin.

Finger: I have ten of them.

Breakfast food: I have an orange most times.

Favorite cartoon character: Squidward. He’s so hip.

Given anyone a bath: Yep

Smoked: No

Made yourself throw-up: LOL NO

Gone skinny dipping: LOL ALL THE TIME LOL

Eaten a dog: A hot one.

Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: LOL NO

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME

Broken a bone?: Yes

Played truth or dare: Yes

Been in a physical fight: Only with Ringo

Been in a police car: I steal them all the time.

Been on a plane: Sure

Come close to dying: Yeah, everyday I see Ringo.

Been in a sauna: LOL NO

Been in a hot tub: Yeah

Cried when someone died: Yeah I’m not that much of an ass

Cried in school: LOL NO WAIT MAYBE ONCE LOL

Fell off your chair: It happens

Wait for someone’s phone call all night: No I only waited until I fell asleep and then I killed someone.

Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: No I’m not a stalker jesus

Saved e-mails: ……yeah

Fallen for one of your best friends: I have no friends

Made out with JUST a friend?: Yeah

Used someone: I’M USING YOU ALL

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What is…

————————————————————————————————

Whats your good luck charm? My foot in your ass

Best song you ever heard: The kind that comes without herpes

What’s your bedroom like: A bedroom.

Last thing you said: WHAT

What is beside you? A wall.

Last thing you ate: Chocolate cake.

What kind of shampoo do you use?: The watermelon kind for kids with a dog on it….his eyes are suspiciously red.

Best thing that has happened to you this year: Meeting people who don’t give me herpes

Worst thing that has happened to you this year: LOL I DONT KNOW MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE’S

————————————————————

Have you had…

————————————————————

Chicken pox: No 

Sore Throat: Yes

Stitches: Yeah because I’m hardcore

Broken nose: I don’t know, probably not. I don’t pay attention

—————————————————————————-

Do You.

—————————————————————————-

Believe in love at first sight: WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME

Like school: its the only place i let myself go where i could contract herpes

What schools have you gone to: Troy&West

Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars: No im not weird

If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Kodi because he’s a whore

Who was the last person that called you: Some stupid kid who wants me to buy her damn girl scout cookies

Who was the last person you slow danced with: Kodi and I don’t slow dance, we juke.

What makes you laugh the most?: my face

What makes you smile? not having herpes

—————————————————————————-

Last Person..

——————————————————————————

You yelled at: Ringo, that little slut

Who broke your heart: Ringo, because he’s a slut

Told you that they love you: Kodi, because he’s a whore

Is your loudest friend: Ringo.

——————————————————————————————

Do you/Are You:

——————————————————————————————

Do you like filling these out? NO I HATE YOU GTFO

Do you wear contacts or glasses: I’m supposed to, but no.

Do you like yourself: I LOVE ME BECAUSE I’M BETTER THAN YOU

Do you get along with your family: NO I HATE THEM LOLJK

Stolen anything over $50: Yeah I stole a million dollars dont tell

Obsessive Compulsive?: No

Anorexic?: no

Suicidal? no

—————————————————————————————-

Final questions

—————————————————————————————-

What are you listening to right now? Been Down So Long by the Doors

What did you do yesterday: Not a damn thing loljk i cleaned the bathroom

Have you hated someone in your family: YEAH I HATE THEM ALL LOLJK

Got any awards: YEAH BECAUSE I’M BETTER THAN YOU

What car do you wish to have: One that runs people over

Where do you want to get married: Not at church, it would set on fire the second i walked in.

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: NOTHING I’M FLAWLESS BECAUSE I’M PERFECT

Good driver: DA BESTEST

Good Singer: LOL GOOD JOKE

Have a lava lamp: Used to.

How many remote controls are in your house: A million and seven

Are you double jointed: No

What do you dream about: Last night I had a dream about Kat Von D and Jeffree Star.

Last time you showered: Whats a shower

Last time you took a bath: Whats a bath

Scary or happy movies: Both.

Chocolate or white chocolate: Chocolatey chocolate

Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Root Beer

Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jello

Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla

Summer or winter: Both.

Silver or Gold: Silver.

Diamond or pearl: Pearl.

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset.

I’m Anna.

Sixteen.

I live near Chicago.

My favorite band is Fall Out Boy.

Second favorite is The Doors.

I have two best friends. One is a guy. The other is a girl. They’re the only two people I trust. I’ve known him for seven years, I’ve known her for eleven years.

I hate girls.

I have a kitten. I named him after Ringo Starr.

I absolutely love music.

I don’t have any hobbies.

I just love writing.

I’m addicted to my iPod.

I wish I could have gone to Woodstock.

I’m always hungry.

I’m never serious.

I’m always laughing.

But I’m not perfect.

You know what? Yes I have changed. I’m not as nice as I used to be, because I don’t want to get used or walked over, I don’t trust everyone and tell them my secrets, because behind every fake smile is a backstabbing bitch. I distance myself from people because in the end, they’re only going to leave. I have changed because I have realized that I’m the only person I can depend on.

I’ve developed my own way of thinking and I have my own opinions.

Things I’ve learned….

• Gay is not a synonym for stupid.
• My name is Anna, not Ginger.
• Mental/Physical disability is no reason to be treated differently. We are all equal.
• Being a virgin in this day and age is rare, sort of like being a unicorn.
• Before you say ‘FML’ think about the other kids who have it a million times worse than you. There are kids who suffer from cancer and they don’t know what’s going to happen next, but because you broke your pencil, your life sucks, right? No.
• Braces aren’t that bad. Sometimes I forget I even have them.
• Glasses rock. Except for when they get scratched up.
• You can’t trust everyone. Watch what you tell people, it might end up somewhere it shouldn’t be.
• Everyone needs a friend who completely understands everything they’ve gone through.
• Having a boyfriend doesn’t make you cool…Dating tends to complicate friendships.
• You shouldn’t have to convince your friend that the one person who makes you happy is worth the world, because they should already know that you’re happy and that’s all that matters.
• Texting is a great way to tell someone that you hate them :D
• Best friends are supposed to hate all the same bitches you hate for no reason except that you hate them.
• Screamo is one of the best lullabies around.
• Little kids make every problem go away with their innocence and ignorance.

Develop opinions for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t because chances are, you can. Just because you only live once, doesn’t mean you have to get wasted and high every chance you get. Drugs get you nowhere.

If you don’t like who I am now, I don’t care. I finally like me and that’s all that matters.

Have you cried today?:

No.

What’s your favorite type of soda?:
Root beer.

Where are most of your clothes from?:
I get all my tshirts from Hot Topic and all my jeans from Delias or Forever 21.

What is usually the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?:
Pee.

What is usually the last thing you do before you go to bed at night?:
Pee! 

How many people do you hate, if any?:
Hahahahahahahah :P 

What’s one state you want to go to that you haven’t been to already?:
California?

Do you honestly care about what other people think about you?:
Nope.

Do people ever spell your name wrong?:
Last name, yes.

Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are?:
I don’t know.

Do you like potato chips?:
Nope.

Do you think that jeans or sweatpants are more comfortable?:
skinny jeans.

How often do you talk on the phone?:
Never.

Are you a good secret keeper?:
Yes.

Have you ever flashed anybody?:
Mhmmm.

Have you ever mooned anybody?:
Yeah.

Do you smoke cigarettes?:
No

Do you smoke weed?:
No

When is the last time you exercised?:
LOL NEVER.

What is your least favorite season?:
Summer.

What’s the latest you’ve ever woken up?:
I don’t know.

What do you usually eat for breakfast?:
an orange.

Do you usually eat three meals a day?:
Yes.

Do you dream often?:
Unfortunately.

Are you easygoing?:
Sure.

Do you stereotype people?:
Nope.

How many times do you laugh during a day?:
Every other second I’m laughing.

Do you prefer to smile or laugh?:
both.

What’s your favorite dessert?:
chocolate anything.

Are you good with directions?:
Nope.

Who knows you better, your friends or your family?:
friends.

What do you like to put on your ice cream?:
hot fudge.

What is the last thing you made fun of?:
i don’t know.

What is your favorite board game?:
hmmm. probably clue?

Do you like to sing?:
yeah

Do you believe in love?:
yep

Do you lie often?:
nah

Do you chew on your pens?:
yep

Do you like coffee?:
nooo.

What’s your favorite thing about school?:
Seeing my friends

What’s your least favorite thing about school?:
Going.

Do you use a highlighter when you do word searches?:
Always.

Would you rather spend a day with your mom or your dad?:
I don’t know.

Do you believe in aliens?:
No.

Are you obsessed with any celebrities or their lives?:
;)

What are you addicted to?:
My phone and music. 

What is your favorite color?:
purple.

Have you ever been awake for 24 hours?:
Mhm.

Do you have a crush on anybody right now?:
Nope….maybe.

When’s the last time you went to the beach?:
Been awhile.

If you could speak any language other than English, what would it be?:
Spanish or Norwegian. 

Do you have a curfew?:
Nope

Do name brands really matter to you?:
Nope

Do you use iTunes?:
Yes.

What’s the last thing that annoyed you?:
I dont know.

Are you flexible?:
Mhm

Would you ever join the army?:
No.

Can you make a four leaf clover with your tongue?:
Nope.

If you could travel into space, would you?:
No.

When is the last time you failed a test?:
LOL all the fucking time.

Do you shower in the morning or at night?:
Morning

Is there a calculator in your house?:
Yeah.

Do you wear slippers?:
Sometimes.

What is/was your favorite Disney movie?:
Winnie the Poooh.

When is the last time you vacuumed?:
Beeen awhile.

What subject are you best at in school?:
English.

Can you cook well?:
Yes.

What room do you spend the most time in at your house?:
my room.

What are you going to be doing five hours from now, most likely?:
Sleeping

Do you go tanning?:
No. 

Who was the last person you talked to in person?:
My mom

When do you put up your Christmas tree?:
Soon after Thanksgiving

If you died tomorrow, who would you want all your stuff to go to?:
I don’t know.

Have you ever paid for anything completely in change?:
Yeah

Do you think what goes around comes back around?:
Mhm.

I will only call you doll, darling or love if I like you enough. Otherwise you’re just you. LOL