January 2011
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
ayeebatman:
Bitch just say my name.
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
heirforceone:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
“All the best bands are affiliated with Satan”
– Bart Simpson
That awkward moment when a blog full of porn is...
WTF
So, I wanna put a quote on my bedroom wall....
But I have no idea what I want to put there.
I want to put ‘Your mountain is waiting’ above my door, but I want other ideas.
Any ideas?
thuglyfe:
wheresjulia:
xpartyfoul:
LIKE A...
Reblog if you ride a unicorn to school everyday.
sillychrissie:
ibecaseylammers:
youat2inthemorning:
laughingdog:
Obviously, I ride a unicorn to school everyday.
How else would I get to school? Walk?
i actually ride a polar bear….
I ride a whale………..yeah ON LAND
psh . i don’t ride it . it has super magical powder that it shits out . i smear it all over myself and then POOF i have flying powers .
I ride a Pegasus, though…
On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
i wish i could hang up gifs in my room like...
Internet Star
whenparentstext:
Dad: Oooof! Me: Ooof? Is that a sound? Dad: Kind of like a woof without a W. Me: Lol that’s what I thought. Dad: Better than WTF! Didn’t think that would be appropriate as a dad-daughter thing Me: I’m going to submit this to whenparentstext.com Dad: I’m already on YouTube. I can handle the publicity.
Internet Star
Dad: Oooof!
Me: Ooof? Is that a sound?
Dad: Kind of like a woof without a W.
Me: Lol that’s what I thought.
Dad: Better than WTF! Didn’t think that would be appropriate as a dad-daughter thing
Me: I’m going to submit this to whenparentstext.com
Dad: I’m already on YouTube. I can handle the publicity.
“When I signed them, Brendon was 17 and he didn’t have much life experience. He...”
– Pete Wentz (via misguided-caitlin)
